lol

I wonder why...

^Kids your age are just hard-headed and think they're too cool for old people like me

Oh so today my internet got cut off for a nice 4 hours and my magical time with Max got cut short.. sorry Max. However, the few hours I did get in with him were some magical times.

I APOLOGIZE FOR WALL OF TEXT.  IT'S 4:30 AM AND I AM VERY TALKATIVE.

I sense the Demigod Community will have to name us.

I am all for the following:

Free Agents Garnering Superiority - FAGS

Listless Amalgamation of Malice and Ecstasy - LAME

Benefactors of Obliteration, Nullification, Eradication, and Ruin - BONER

...More to come.

Heeeey now... he decided to brow beat you guys to let me in for training, and I'm doing pretty well.  Just ask me. I mean, I'm not nearly as good as you Exile, but I'm really trying to ask questions and heed advice to remember some of the stuff I forgot from the olden days.

Now, I'm going to guess, just a shot in the dark, that I'm -not- one of these people.  I'm not trying to be a drama queen or anything, but you can tell me skeddaddle out of your little clan dealy for now until I can prove I am worthy to genuflect unto you, good sir.  Seriously, though.  I'll play with anyone from any clan regardless - and usually it doesn't end up bring a problem.  I'm willing to listen to advice, I actively ask for advice, and I know how to play well enough not to be a large liability.  Sure, I may not know all the nuances like I know Max's mom's beautiful naked body, but I work on it.  If this isn't about me, just ignore it.  It's 4:30 am and I'm rolling on no sleep.  Allow me to distract you from my drama-llama trolly-wolliness with some discordian quotes.

• When I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep like my father did, not screaming in terror like his passengers.
• She wants a 'sensitive bad-boy' type, so I wrote her a beautiful poem about banging her sister.
• "So, you're saying I should never, ever have sex before marriage?" "That's right. Or angels will kill you. Goodnight."

(from discordianquotes.com - a collection from my old MUD)

--On with the show:

Call me a softshell, but one would think a better attitude would be to have that 'test' if you will... after you spend some time playing with people in lower 'tiers'(I dont understand this tiers thing at all.  A clan should be a menagerie of equals to one another) analyzing their play style, conversing builds, sharing lesser-known-secrets, etc.

We all know you prefer the postpubescent types.  However, try to keep that shit off the internet.  The FBI is watching.  Or whatever the Canadian FBI is called.  Aren't they called like... uhh... that guy with a gun who knows how to work a computer?

Either way, this better end with some gay sex.  Or pork sandwiches.  That shit is delicious.

(p.s. For you Americans(possibly other countries, I don't know) -- even if you hate soda/mountain dew, go out and grab a mountain dew Typhoon.  It's a new flavour, and it's like Steven Segal and Chuck Norris just ass-banged the sun and this amazing concoction spewed forth as celestial jism.)

THIS TOOK LIKE FOUR EDITS TO MAKE ANY SENSE.  If it makes any sense.  If it doesn't, suck my beefy deliciousness.

Fuck.  How do you come up with this stuff Taco?  I am peeing  my pant's with laughter.... "Like Steven Segal and Chuck Norris just ass-banged the sun and this amazing concotion spewd forth as celestial jism."

I mean wtf!  ROFL

The End.

CaptainTaco, I'm sure that post alone would get you into any clan although I don't think that post was directed to you in any way. I also hope you know that 16 is legal here in Canada, although that does not mean I am interested regardless of what Maccilia thinks  (Although for some peculiar reason his profile says he's 20)

I too am not a fan of this Max bashing. He is one of the nicest people I've met online and people like that do not deserve to be insulted but rather be appreciated for their kindness.

I want to be in a clan with captain taco   Also, I think Brandon should stop being a baby and admit he's one of us.  And as for Max, I think on my shred_demon account I was sitting at 44% familiarity with him, so that should state fairly clearly what my position is on Max being in the clan.

I want to make one thing clear, I didn't suggest having tiers as a way of boasting how awesome Grahf, Exile or myself are. 

It was actually as a way of being able to have multiple levels of players in the one clan, so we could have a competitive side to the clan as well as a fun side that welcomes cool people that want to play games e.g. all sedna/reg /all assassin and other different matches between clan member etc....  Also, mid players today can end up being the kick ass players of tomorrow, so taking on people at different levels I think can only be a good thing. 

The definition of Tier 1 I was suggesting was not so much Pacov's really high end level of being mega super awesome with all dgs and in any team - more if we are playing against another clan then we're letting that clan know that these are among the best players in our clan so they should be getting a tough match  

Seeing as everyone is a bit unsure about levels of authority in this clan, I'll make a suggestion:

Chairman: shred_demon

- I think my idea for the clan is the most suitable considering the way the community is right now.  It's also the most welcoming.  Therefore, chairman is most appropriate I think.

CEO: ABornExile

 - Mostly involved in the more cometitive side of things and making other clan related decisions.

Administrator: Howboutnoooo

 - Updating posts and threads because I'm too lazy and he's good at it.  Generally organsing things etc... 

A new clan name would be nice seeing as most of us have switched over to vent as it's the easiest way to see other players that are on.   I'm open to suggestions on that one. 

I'm sure whatever name we do pick it will be turned into over a hundred comical variations.  See the OMD thread

I was thinking we could have an optional clan tag that some members could attach to their names if they see fit.  We're keeping a register of members at the top of this thread though so I don't think it is absolutely necessary for everyone to use it if we do have one (which we probably will do eventually).

That's all

shred_demon

^I don't think it's a good idea to start a clan without a name - refer to OMD thread.

I'm glad I was brilliant enough to come up with the best name ever for the clan. GM ftw.

Well, we have a name - Team Skype.  This is a draft name till we come up with something better.

^What you really need is a clan tag.

I will continue on with my ways : )  

I think I would rather eat molten lava then be on max's team.  I could really care less about the name skype.  Sounds like a ok name to me.  As for max doing anything or me falling under shred demon or aborn, look.  It's a game if someone want's to appoint themselves 'King Skype,' I don't really give a crap.  I have a problem when people start having things go to there head.  A lot of people will get a little power and then get a little to crazy.  Max is definitely one of those people.  I love helping people out, I really do.  I just can't stand the idea of someone lording something over me.

Also I am pretty sure I can beat some of you on a 1v1.  Well max for sure.  I am positive I can hold my own against any of you though.  So challenge is on the floor, small as that is.

The End

^I'm pretty sure Max is being sarcastic, he does not come off like that type of a guy AT ALL.

Ninki I think max is a really nice guy.  I really do, he has his own shit going on just like everyone else does.  But from the second we got this thing going he has def. had some issues.  So I have a strict stay away policy, why?  I want to have fun with the game.  And honestly inter clan arguments are probably part of that fun.  I just do not think he is capable of dealing with any kind of power yet.  I do not know if it is because he is to young, to inexperienced, or has never been in that role so his ego swelled.  Or some other reason I just do not know.  

I do know exactly how it went down (well in my head lol).  

Bottom line is I refuse to be in a situation where max has any control over anything.  And I do appreciate Shred Demon supporting him, I think they have been online friends for awhile.  Never want someone who is going to turn there back on you in that foxhole covering your back.  

And to be fair, I was making fun of him being canadian a lot.  I was just joshing though and I told him that. He took it a little to personal I believe.  So I did apologize a couple of times and told him I would not do it anymore.  He however has a problem trying to punk people out in front of people.  I am a closed door's kind of guy, you got a problem with me bring it to my attention and lets work through it.  Max just does not get that at all.  

The End.