heres one from Tychus

"now how did i miss this button with a skull on it"

LORD-ORION "Star-craft II is for losers and is still less than sign Total Annihilation."

If I worked on SC2 I would put in an ad on one of the levels for "Law & Order: SCV"

SC II: "I didn't even need to be in the same genre to kill off Demigod."

The DG lobby has been pretty lonely... perfect timing for my internet to start working.  Screw you SC II!

Come join us for some DoW II action Nomi!  There's like 5000 people playing at a time so maybe some of your Greek countrymen will be on... its amazing how popular a game that is patched and supported by its developer can be.

I've already sold Nom on the idea yesterday. 

We're also both on Steam atm but you aren't > 

Add me on Starcraft 2.

I am new.

My name is Lightheaded

The End.

I did!  Now you only need to actually be there . Hedgie should go for a salesman career or sumthing, he got my lazy ass to install DoW2 in just a pair of days . Though he must be regretting it cos of all the games i'm making him lose with my slow clicking hand .

So you HAVE to come so we can play and beat someone even worse than me

Amazing indeed! People are crazy these days, who cares about patches and developer support....

Well if you can survive to T3 for once you can get Assault Terminators and destroy everyone ._. 

omg that commentator is soo bad lol.  Apparently a zerg player knowing where to send his first overlord so he can get quick scouting on a 1v1 map is hacks.  I mean.. how does he know which mineral line the enemy will be at?  There are so many on the map!

"I'm not going to say anything until something interesting happens. During the period of silence a proxy pylon went up, a spawning pool, a few lings, an assimilator,  and then finally he commentated when a gateway went up.  Hooray...

"Let's take a look at their APM" "oh man, 33 and 27, like I said, these players are really pro" ._.

Wow, they were both kind of derp. Obviously the Platinum league in France is bad lol, he sent stalkers against mass lings and he wasn't smart enough to hide them behind the pylons until reinforcements arrived. I liked the comment where he says they are some of the only French players who don't surrender at the first minute

"It reminds me of my country, France often surrender"

yeah wtf do they usually have 5 to 10 in france omg At first I wasn't sure if he was being ironic. Also there are so many more things to quote from this commentator that you just have to watch and listen

The commentator was freaking hularious and the Zerg player had absolutely no idea how to play.